Wow. My best friends ex is the biggest ass on the planet. He had a semi-nude "photoshoot" done last night (For a start what perfectly sane straight guy does that???) and he's posted only one picture on his Facebook page. At first I thought it was a joke, his head pasted on Taylor Lautner's body. Now you may think this doesn't sound so bad - but he doesn't look anywhere near that good in real life. I look closer to see it's quite possibly the most photo shopped picture I've ever seen. To top it off, drooped over his stupid bare chest is some brunette woman (apparently a professional nude model) who looks like she's going to eat you for breakfast. Obviously it's nothing but an attempt to spite Bee, even though she broke up with him because he kept sleeping around. Anyway, so there's all of these girls drooling and commenting over his picture, asking if the woman with him is his girlfriend (he wishes!) and he just thinks it's all a big laugh. I was so tempted to post "Shame your penis is so small" but then I'd just unleash an almighty shit storm, and to be quite honest I'm not that cruel! He reckons he'll get a modeling contract out of it. Good for him. He's clearly gay anyway.
Actually, this is how straight he is: