I don't do this often, so excuse me while I let this out.
Story of my life:
I try and I fail. I try again and I fail again. I try one more time. I still fail.
So I give up trying.
I literally suck at everything.
I tried ballet, but quickly found out I had no coordination.
I tried playing an instrument, but found sheet music may as well have been some alien language.
I tried writing but I sucked at that.
I tried drawing and it kind of looks like a 5 year olds attempts.
I tried sailing. I tried sailing for 11 years. I remained unimpressively mediocre at it.
I tried waitressing but I seriously failed at that and my work colleagues hated me.
I tried sales advising but I wasn't speedy enough and my supervisor hated me more than my previous work colleagues.
I try blogging. My blog is almost one year old and is still pretty poo.
I even try making friends but I seem to suck at that too.
I am having a bad day.
Tony is 8000+ miles away for the next month because he had to be born on the tiniest island in the middle of nowhere, my phone won't receive a single text message from him at all and now he's going camping on another island for 3 days so I won't even catch him online.
I'm sorry you guys are subject to this but I had to express it somewhere.